Garrador

Oh, Garador, even though you killed us so many times, we still love you. The shiny claws that adorn both hands, and your awesome gladiator style mask: these things remind us of what it is like to truly live. Sure you're plagued with some hideous parasite, and your eyes are sewn shut, but all that means to us is that you now enact the most insane of passions and you are as blind as love itself. Do we feel bad when we have to draw your attention to some loud inanimate object to survive, no, not really. But let me tell you, if you didn't lunge at us with your giant claws and tempered fury, we definitely would let you live. Unfortunately, you are bloodthirsty, insane, and sightless, so we really need to take advantage of your hearing just to breathe again, that we may tell the world how awesome you are. It's really all a misunderstanding, I'm sure he doesn't really want to hurt us. Parasites will do that sort of thing to you, you know. Anyhow, here is a great look at our lovely and oh so warm and fuzzy Garador Action Figure as part of Resident Evil Series 2.