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16" Ted talking plush Unrated

(ted)
Commonwealth Toys
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Barcode: 22286929554
Product no.: CW93157
Commonwealth Toys
Product:Plush
Theme:ted
Size:40 cm (16")
Scale:None
Weight:0.50 kg
Material:Fabrics
Packaging:Box
Edition size:None


Straight from the blockbuster »ted« comes this 40cm tall plush figure of the soft, cuddly and cursing teddy bear!

The Talking Ted plush figure features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie:

- "Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of
  the stuffing in the wrong places so I´m - I´m a little f@!#ed up, but will
  you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I´m just kidding you!
  I thought it´d be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

- "You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?"
  "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good!
  Now I´m gonna stuff my f@!#in´ face with Pepperidge Farm."

- "Well you never should´ve trusted me. I´m on drugs!"

- "Alright c´mon, let´s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of
  thunder, don´t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say
  these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#.
  You can´t get me, Thunder, ´cause you´re just God´s farts
  (makes fart noise)."

- "Oh f@!# that. It´s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together
  for 27 years. Where´s my ring, huh? Where´s my ring, @!#hole?
  Where´s my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#!
  C´mon!"

Please note: You can not change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits.

Shipping costs within Germany:

Within Germany we charge, for every order that gets sent out, a shipping flat rate of currently 4,90 EUR. If you order over 120 EUR (purchase value in the package) you get free shipping !



Shipping costs EU-Countries as insured package (via DHL or UPS):
EU-Zone Country Shipping cost Free shipping
Zone 3 Belgium
Luxembourg
The Netherlands
Austria
Czech Republic
12,00 € flat from 200,00 €
Zone 31 Slovenia
Slovakia
Poland
13,00 € flat from 200,00 €
Zone 4 Denmark
England
Finland
France
Italy
Northern Ireland
Scottland
Sweden
Wales
Malta
15,00 € flat from 250,00 €
Zone 41 Bulgaria
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Romania
Hungary
16,00 € flat from 300,00 €
Zone 5 Greece
Irland
Portugal
Spain
Croatia
Cyprus
18,00 € flat from 300,00 €

Shipping costs other countries:
Country Parcel service Shipping cost Free shipping
Switzerland DHL 15,00 € flat from 250,00 €
Norway DHL 15,00 € flat ---
USA
CDN
Australia
DHL 30,00 € flat ---

We don't ship to any other countries than shown here in general. Please feel free to contact us by email or telephone if you have any questions.

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Caution:
This product is a collectible item!

Only suited for adult collectors - not ment to be a child's toy!

Keep away from children under 3 years - choking hazard because of small parts.