Half-Zombie Statue

The 1/9 Scale Half-Zombie Statue is mounted atop a cluster of moss-bearded rocks, the zombie’s raw red intestines festooned garishly along the base. The Half-Zombie’s noxious gore-spattered pallor is only scarcely less green in color than the zombie’s weatherworn and tattered ‘peace symbol’ T-shirt. The Half-Zombie is peering upwards with glazed milky eyes, his horrid blood-rimmed maw gaped open in a manner to suggest spasmodic jaw dislocation. The Half-Zombie’s left hand is extended skyward, the decayed flesh tattered along exposed red muscle fibers. Why not take a minute to alleviate the Half-Zombie’s obvious plight and toss him a finger or even an eyeball.